The worst dreams are the ones where they aren’t nightmares until you wake up.
Tracks
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Disney is perf.
I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND QUANTUM PHYSICS.
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HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH
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my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”
And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”
How to introduce 2 cats to each other
I hate that they cut this
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This is the Slenderman’s sassy gay brother the Trenderman.
THE TRENDERMAN
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I don’t know why but these are the most fucking hilarious things ever!
Caitlin. Caitlin Look. LOOOOK.
i cant ever never
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Play this for the best 5 seconds of your life.
My brother and I thought this was the funniest thing ever as kids.
^I think we all did.
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i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry
I DIDTN KNOW IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHILDREN IM NOT GOIGN TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EATING CHILDREN DO NO T ASK ME QUESTION ABOTU EATING CHILDREN I DONRT KNOW FROM ANY SORT OF EXPERIENCE
do you ever just sit down and wonder where your life went wrong
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